// polite aristocat who runs a very serious hat boutique but is also a degen in the alley behind it

$CATHAT

The Hat Stays On. Always.

Cash Cat Wif Hat. Polite. Dapper. Zero utility. Maximum manners.

1 CATHAT = 1 CATHAT ▲ up only (probably)

Acquire Headwear
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anon, you look cold. we have just the thing.

Cash Cat Wif Hat meme art

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The Brimline

Phase I: The Fitting

Hat acquired. Head located. Alignment achieved.

Phase II: The Nod

Polite acknowledgment of community. Tip of brim.

Phase III: The Lounge

Sitting motionless in sunbeam. Hat casts shadow.

Phase IV: The Eternal Wear

Hat becomes skin. Skin becomes hat. Transcendence.

anon, you look cold. we have just the thing.

Frequently Asked Manners

What does CATHAT do?

It wears the hat. That is the doing.

Is this a financial instrument?

It is a cat. With a hat. The hat is on the cat.

Can I lose my hat?

The hat is on-chain. Your wallet holds the hat. Markets hold nothing.

What if the hat comes off?

The hat does not come off. This is canon.

Is there a team?

There is a cat. The cat is the team. The team is polite.

INTERNAL: Beanie Procurement Division

internal · do not distribute · they will anyway

RE: Q3 Hat Budget

— Beanie acquisition: ongoing

— Ears: still fit inside (verified)

— Competitors: numerous, hatless

— Action items: none. hat sufficient.

— Distribution: already everywhere

— This memo will self-shred politely

Hatonomics

1B
hats in circulation (theoretical)
∞
manners remaining
0
hats doffed to bears